Friend: you only like ______ because of his looks.
Me: yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.
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themasterblaster: me and this kid gotta be the same person. ” i wanna do hoodrat stuff w/ my friends “
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
bonushumor: my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
happyun-birthday: elasticitymudflap: laurakvstheworld: I honestly feel 100% better after watching this. safasf ierhr FUCK CALL LIFE ALERT guys
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